Perception is key

themoonphase:

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

On the flip side, if I do remember correctly, it was women telling men to say ‘beautiful’ instead of ‘hot’ and ‘sexy’. Plus, they’re calling you beautiful. Just be grateful that someone is at least attempting to be nice. Why so offended?

(Source: extental)

digimoron:

SO I WAS GETTING ON THE BUS TODAY AND TO GUIDE MYSELF I GRAB THE SEATS BUT I MISSED AND GRABBED THE TOP OF THIS LIL MIDDLE SCHOOLERS HEAD LIKE A CLAW MACHINE

HE CRIED

(via armadillo)

between-love-lines:

abessinier:

engiebooty:

thekumazone:

Mom boat!!

“KIDS ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK THERE”

“I WILL TURN MYSELF AROUND”

THE MOTHERSHIP

I AM SO DONE

(Source: tharlk, via illeg-al)

Timestamp: 1397855924

between-love-lines:

abessinier:

engiebooty:

thekumazone:

Mom boat!!

“KIDS ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK THERE”

“I WILL TURN MYSELF AROUND”

THE MOTHERSHIP

I AM SO DONE

(Source: tharlk, via illeg-al)

(Source: goodnlght, via nicoldemort)

vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

(Source: cineraria, via e36kindofgirl)

Timestamp: 1397850665

vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

(Source: cineraria, via e36kindofgirl)

ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

image

(via cybergasms)

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via orgasm)

trvl:

super-katts-hat:

ohfunniest:

I HAVE AWOKEN

I swear to god this is the thing pascel does in rapunzel 

hahahah, this is adorable!

(Source: aspiringwitch, via epicdirtyninjas)

Timestamp: 1397845356

trvl:

super-katts-hat:

ohfunniest:

I HAVE AWOKEN

I swear to god this is the thing pascel does in rapunzel 

hahahah, this is adorable!

(Source: aspiringwitch, via epicdirtyninjas)

edwardspoonhands:

capitolsjay:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

The La Brea Tar Pits translates to “The The Tar Tar Pits.” Los Angeles is terrible at naming stuff.

(Source: deathchilds, via willtolivestrong)

Timestamp: 1397746589

edwardspoonhands:

capitolsjay:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

The La Brea Tar Pits translates to “The The Tar Tar Pits.” Los Angeles is terrible at naming stuff.

(Source: deathchilds, via willtolivestrong)

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

(Source: litlpup, via orgasm)