I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Someone finally said it
if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire